Any Colour You Like As Long As It's Battleship Grey

[major_clanger]

For Sale: One Amphibious Assault Ship. Only one owner, fairly high mileage but full service history. A bit big for inland cruising, but has a large landing craft dock that might make a nice nightclub (if you want a floodable dancefloor). New owner must promise not to invade any coastal nations as a condition of sale.

MC

Comments

[sbisson.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I used to have the Airfix kit...

[purplecthulhu.livejournal.com]

But what are the penalties if you change your mind and decide to have a brief invasion?

[akicif.livejournal.com]

Interesting.... Oh, and if you've read Cloudcastles by Michael Scott Rohan, take a look at who the contact is for buying the ex-military helicopters further down....