Any Colour You Like As Long As It's Battleship Grey

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For Sale: One Amphibious Assault Ship. Only one owner, fairly high mileage but full service history. A bit big for inland cruising, but has a large landing craft dock that might make a nice nightclub (if you want a floodable dancefloor). New owner must promise not to invade any coastal nations as a condition of sale.

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