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I have a confession to make. I appear to have built a 1:72 scale Airfix model of an Avro Vulcan.

In pink and purple camouflage.

This is what happens when your new girlfriend takes you up on a silly idea, and you feel obliged to run with it.

During our prolonged online dating phase (Siân being rather a long way away most of the time) we decided that to help ourselves get to know each other we'd set some not entirely serious quizzes to see how we'd react to our respective foibles. Here's one of my scenarios, with Siân's replies in bold:

Dealing with Geeky Impulse Purchases. You are walking with your Simon past a model shop when he points at a new Airfix kit and exclaims "IT MUST BE MINE!". Do you:
(a) Poke him in the chest and observe that making model aircraft is a hobby most boys grow out of at 15. Accept after all I am dating a geek ...
(b) Cough discreetly and suggest that perhaps he should actual build the kits he buys rather than accumulating unopened boxes. Make a deal that if he buys this one then one of the unopened ones go straight to a charity shop.
(c) Propose a deal whereby he gets to make a 1:72 scale Vulcan Bomber but he has to paint it to a colour scheme of your devising, and post the pictures online. Yes and he also has to factor in that it will be piloted by a Wookie (which he will have to build) in the pictures with a pink bow round it's neck.


And there I left it until a couple of weeks later I got a message that a package had arrived for me at work. A rather large, boxy package. Which, when opened, proved to contain an Airfix 1:72 scale Avro Vulcan.

Yes, Siân had decided to see if I was true to my word. Well, faced with a challenge like that, how could I refuse?


There proved to be quite a lot of kit, and in fact it was years since I'd built an Airfix model (the TSR 2 I bought last year is still awaiting assembly.)


I began by separating out the main parts, cleaning them, and gluing them together. Here's the tail fin - as you can see, it later needed a lot of filing down to remove surplus plastic. Even so, I still had fit troubles.


A first fit test, held together with rubber bands and masking tape. Yes, it's a Vulcan. I also ended up needing quite a lot of filler to plug gaps where the parts don't quite fit.

And here's the pilot! I found a 3cm wargaming miniature Wookie, which was a little big for 1:72 but not ludicrously so.


The main fuselage being glued together. Rubber bands and small spring-loaded clamps are very helpful.


The (virtually) finished beast! Humbrol don't really do pink or purple, but Tayima have these colours in their acrylic paint range. They do give a very high-gloss finish which would look a bit odd on a more serious model but was fine here.


And here's the pilot! He had to lose his legs to fit (I shall call him Douglas) and I repositioned one arm for a better in-cockpit pose. I also have yet to try adding the pink bow tie, as that will require a very small brush and no drink for a week.


Although the paint scheme is rather deranged I did assemble the model for the most part as per instructions - you can see the undercarriage and engine compressors. And the Wookie. Oh, and the whole cockpit roof / canopy needed major bodging for him to fit.

This was silly fun, but it did actually re-ignite my interest in building kits - I do find I get a lot of satisfaction from actually working on a project with my hands. It was also good to practice on a project where getting the fine details right wasn't a crucial concern. I learned, or re-learned, a lot about model making, and would feel a lot more confident about doing a kit 'properly'. Mind you, I really need to practice my painting; if you look at those pictures full-size, you'll see that I need to get the hang of fine detail. And getting an airbrush is increasingly tempting - you can apparently get so much better results.


So, I am now the proud owner of what, in homage to South Park, it is tempting to call Big Gay Al's Big Gay Vulcan. I shall have to work out how best do display it...

Date: 2010-06-25 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nmg.livejournal.com
the TSR 2 I bought last year is still awaiting assembly

Same here. The [livejournal.com profile] garklet keeps threatening to "help daddy build his plane".

Date: 2010-06-25 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com
I am very tempted - if I feel my modelling skills are up to it - to do a 'what-if' conversion along the lines of this:



I did pick up this to give me some ideas, although it mainly covers 1970s camo schemes. Also, I'll have to recover it from [livejournal.com profile] purplecthulhu :-)

Date: 2010-06-25 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ffutures.livejournal.com
I'd still love to see the Laundry flight with the heavily armed Concorde and several of those babies as escort.

Date: 2010-06-25 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplecthulhu.livejournal.com
I had a chat with Charlie about what TSR 2s might be able to do in Squadron 666 about a month ago. Sadly we didn't come up with anything.

Date: 2010-06-25 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplecthulhu.livejournal.com
It has some pretty insane modifications too, including the above-fuselage mounted Skybolt ICBM. The above wing sidewinders (I think) you shown here seems fairly sane in comparison!

Date: 2010-06-26 04:00 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] beamjockey.livejournal.com
Sad to admit, I don't get it. I see a tan TSR.2 with some odd missile mounts. Can't really tell what nation's air force it belongs to. Please spell the idea out for a slow reader.

Date: 2010-06-26 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com
How familiar are you with the story of the TSR-2, generally regarded as the greatest might-have-been in British aviation history?

There's only one authentic colour scheme for a TSR-2, the overall anti-flash white that the two surviving prototypes were finished in (here's the one at Cosford):

Cosford_20071103_059.jpg

But now that Airfix has issued a couple of kits - at first a 1:72 and now the 1:48 I have sitting around waiting to be built - it is very tempting to paint up a built kit to reflect how the TSR-2 might have appeared in service. Had it entered front-line service with the RAF in around 1970, which seems realistic, then it would probably have still been in service twenty years later, in which case it would have been deployed to the Gulf in late 1990 in the same 'desert pink' camo the RAF adopted for all its in-theatre combat aircraft (as with these Tornados, the aircraft that eventually filled the TSR-2's intended role). Hence my thought on building the kit in that scheme, perhaps with some 1:48 scale Paveway II laser-guided bombs from this kit.
Edited Date: 2010-06-26 06:29 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-26 04:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] beamjockey.livejournal.com
I knew it was a canceled might-have-been. The model pictured doesn't have roundels or other national insignia; RAF color (sorry, "colour") schemes from the Gulf War(s) aren't familiar to me.

Date: 2010-06-26 12:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] zotz
Somewhere there's a page of speculative, odd, and just plain daft potential colour schemes for the B-70 Valkyrie. Including the aerobatic display team colours.

Date: 2010-06-25 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clanwilliam.livejournal.com
The Wookie is a perfect size. After all, would Peter Mayhew fit in one at 1:1 scale normally?

And *love* Douglas. It's a little-known fact that Wookies have a strange leg deficiency that means that they have to undergo radical surgery to fit in 20th century human planes, therefore you were being historically accurate!

Date: 2010-06-26 09:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com
The spare Wookie figure I got is 42mm tall head-foot, which at 1:72 scale would make it 3m tall, giant even for a Wookie! But it's the closest I could find. He'd be a somewhat small Wookie for 1:48.

Date: 2010-06-26 10:04 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] watervole.livejournal.com
For some reason, I'm not seeing the picture (I can see the one in the comments, but not in the main post)

PS. What online system did you use to meet Sian?

Date: 2010-06-26 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com
Can you see this gallery?

http://pics.livejournal.com/major_clanger/gallery/0002egez

I have experienced odd issues with LJ Scrapbook before in terms of people who ought to be able to see pictures not being able to.

I met Siân through Guardian Soulmates.

Date: 2010-06-26 01:41 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] watervole.livejournal.com
It says I don't have permission to access that gallery. (I'm logged into LJ)

Date: 2010-06-27 08:37 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] watervole.livejournal.com
Very strange.

Date: 2010-06-26 01:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] watervole.livejournal.com
Thanks, I'll take a look at their website (see if there's anyone looking for a lad like my son...)

Date: 2010-06-26 10:48 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cdave
Shock and awesome.

Date: 2010-06-26 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purpletigron.livejournal.com
Heh! :-)

But the purple comes out blue in this picture?

Date: 2010-06-27 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com
Purple on mine. Our monitors must be set up differently - because I do a lot of photo work I have a colour calibrator and check the colour balance regularly.

It's a slightly bluish purple but definitely purple.

Date: 2010-06-27 08:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purpletigron.livejournal.com
Wow - it's clear, plain blue on both my monitors, whilst the pink is bright pink. Now to work out how to adjust the colour balance on my monitors. Suggestions gratefully received!

Date: 2010-06-27 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purpletigron.livejournal.com
Well, I've gone through the Powerbook colour calibration routine, and it's still a clear, bright blue for me! :-( So it's almost as if there's too little red in my display, and yet my white looks decidedly pinkish ...

Using G's monitor, I can see it as a very slightly purply blue, but I can't get that calibration on either the native Powerbook display nor the external Benq :-(
Edited Date: 2010-06-27 09:29 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-29 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purpletigron.livejournal.com
Seeing it right for the first time on a SyncMaster :-)

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