Oppressed Again

darth_hamster: One of those little gadgets that counts how many steps you've taken is called a pedometer, isn't it?
Me: Yes.
darth_hamster: Thanks.
Me: As distinct from a paedo-meter, which is a gadget that tells you if there's someone with a Sex Offences Prevention Order in the vicinity.

And for this I get (small and not particularly hard) stuff thrown at me?