With apologies to Frank Herbert

[major_clanger]

I must not snack.
Snacks are the little meals that bring total diet failure.
I will face my snack.
I will most assuredly not permit it to pass through me.
And when the urge has gone I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the munchies have gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.*

[*No larger, and ideally slightly smaller, than before]

Comments

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

That's going on my fridge.

Nice one!

[secretrebel.livejournal.com]

That's worthy of metaquote!

[watervole.livejournal.com]

Giggle.

I'm told the trick is to grab an apple every time you feel the urge to binge on munchies. It takes the urge away by making you feel fuller at the price of very few calories and some bonus Brownie points for eating one of your five a day!

[ladymoonray.livejournal.com]

I do wish I'd read this before I went into the 2 hour meeting with the bank I've just emerged from. I had no voice, so couldn't really contribute much. I just sat and ate all the biscuits instead...

[pogodragon.livejournal.com]

*steals*

I took a fair few notes at the talk yesterday, I shall attempt to get them transcribed while I still have a fighting chance of reading them.

[perlmonger.livejournal.com]

:)

I assume you've seen the somewhat related t-shirt?