Horsell Common Shall Be Avenged!

Coming soon to Mars: the Earthling Heat Ray.

I just hope that none of those Mars rocks turn out to be a carbosilicate amorph having a nap...

Words Fail Me (#26924 in a series of millions)

The latest 'you might like to buy this' mail from Amazon suggested that I might like War of the Worlds: A Modern Version of the Classic Novel .

Pardon?

A bit of googling led me here. Make sure you aren't drinking (or cover your keyboard), follow that link, then feel free to vent your spleen in the comments.