Dip Him In Liquid Nitrogen And Hit Him With A Sledgehammer...

[major_clanger]

...is now a technique available for funerals.

Well, the Swedes who came up with this claim that "Sound vibrations then shatter the brittle remains into a powder" but personally I suspect that's the official line whilst in actual fact one of their minions sets about your corpsicle remains with a mallet.

MC

Comments

[dougs.livejournal.com]

I just had to explain to scarlatti that this was a Picocon reference.

Well Freeze Him Solid!

[mishalak.livejournal.com]

Oh this is so cool. I have to have some villain do this to someone. I personally still like the remove my flesh and leave enough money to send my bones to convetions with a fan to throw a party idea.

[lproven.livejournal.com]

I rather like that!

Won't be so pretty when it thaws, though. You'll sort of turn into a sludgy puddle.