It's so awful it's almost charming in its naivety

I can't quite convey the full visual horror of this message as it contained animated GIFs the like of which we haven't seen since the late 1990s. You'll just have to use your imagination.

[4 COPIES OF ANIMATED GIF OF ROTATING WORD 'E-MAIL']
[2 COPIES OF FBI LOGO]

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001, USA

FUNDS RELEASE ORDER.
This is to officially bring to your notice that your ATM CARD placed on hold by United Bank for Africa Plc UBA has been approved for the relaese today after a long time investigations by the house of the Lords committee on terrorism and fraud.Your Fund is now free to be released to you with out any further delay.

Kindly forward your information to Mr Daniel Yovo where you want the ATM to be deliverd.

contact person; Mr Daniel Yovo.
email; danyovo@blumail.org
Tel +229 68026134


MOST IMPORTANT: you will be required to have the sum of $185 u.s dollars send to them for the insurance and delivery of Your ATM CARD.

Yours in service
ROBER S. MUELLER III
[FBI LOGO]
[2 COPIES OF 'E-MAIL' ANIMATED GIF]

Yes, because the 'house of the Lords' and the FBI often cooperate to approve cashpoint cards that I somehow have to pay for the delivery of. That sounds so reasonable and reassuring!