As the man says, it could have been Cliff Richard

Good heavens, the heady excitement of living in Cambridge (even only two days a week). It appears that popular beat combo The Damned are to turn on our Christmas Lights this year and the assorted Reverends of our fair city are none too impressed...

[Which segues nicely into this weeks embarrassing musical revelation: "Oh, you mean Eloise was a cover?"]

MC