In other news, Apple have announced the launch of proprietary Content Aggregation Technology, known as iFeed

It will be closed source, have no compatibility with non-iFeed sites, and be technically inferior to RSS. On the other hand, the interface has sparkly stars, and it has an Apple logo on the front.

"It's the latest revolution in technology! Nothing like this has ever been done before!" said Dave Hipster, 38, a graphic designer from London