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Simon Bradshaw ([personal profile] major_clanger) wrote2009-09-08 10:29 am

I abbear to hab a cold

Dear foul spawn of the outer darkness, please depart my sinuses forthwith.

[identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
The trouble is trying to pronounce the relevant invocations in Banish Shoggoth when you have a blocked nose. Get it wrong and you might end up summoning something far worse...

[identity profile] scotiva.livejournal.com 2009-09-08 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
You could always try Bind Shoggoth, having one at your beck and call could be kinda handy. Alternatively, try luring it out by inhaling eucalyptus, lavender or something similar, preferably from a steaming bowl.