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Simon Bradshaw ([personal profile] major_clanger) wrote2015-04-15 07:20 am

New Desk!

Surely the post should be 'New House!', you say? Well, we have one of those as well. But right now the only bit of furniture in it is an old metal desk – although that will change over the next three days, first as our new bed is delivered today, and then as we move house.

One of the things we like about New House is that it has a room that can be my Man CaveTM, a small and slightly odd-shaped room on the top floor that wouldn't be a lot of use as a spare bedroom but which has natural light and which I can use for model-making and other hobbies. For this I needed a workdesk, and I'd assumed I'd have to get something from IKEA or a second-hand office salesroom.

But the other day [livejournal.com profile] attimes_bracing and I took a slightly different route through the Jewellery Quarter than usual (both Old Flat and New House are in JQ) and saw that a shop selling second-hand 'industrial' furniture and furnishings had opened up. We looked inside... and there was a desk. In fact, it's the one in the photos on the front page of the website, which was evidently done very recently.

It's what's known as a Tanker Desk, made of metal and built like, well, a tank. This one had three metal drawers (good for storing paint, glue, and other supplies), a wide, flat metal drawer (good for tools and other bits and pieces, when subdividers are added), a pull-out extra work surface, and a robust top. And it certainly wasn't going to wobble. It wasn't cheap – although it seems that such desks can be far more expensive once people restore them or sandblast and polish them – but it wasn't ludicrously more costly than something new but much flimsier and less practical would have been. My main concern was whether I'd be able to get it up three flights of stairs, the top one of which was rather narrow.

That evening I did a bit of research online, discovering various sites about the renovation of tanker desks and even a discussion forum! It became clear that the desk ought to dismantle, so yesterday I called the shop and asked the owner if I could come round and see if it came apart, on the basis that if it did I'd buy it. She agreed, so I popped over with screwdriver, socket set and a can of WD-40.

In the end it wasn't as difficult as I'd thought. Once the drawers were out, four nuts released the pedestal unit from the captive bolts that secured the desktop. Removing the side leg from the desktop involved unscrewing one of the side runners for the wide drawer and then unscrewing the hefty clips that held the leg brackets on. Broken down into parts, even our Mini had space for me to move it the short distance to New House in only two trips. Even dismantled though, I'm glad I won't have to haul it upstairs again.

Later yesterday [livejournal.com profile] attimes_bracing went back over to New House to put the desk together. That was rather more challenging than taking it apart, as the captive bolts are on sliding tracks (presumably to allow the pedestal to be swapped to the other side) and aligning them, given the weight of the parts, was tricky, but eventually we got the desktop back on. Getting the drawer runner fitted back was a headache, and I wished I'd taken more pictures when dismantling it; it turned out I'd got the position of a bracket wrong. Oh, and we found assorted insect cocoons inside. A good clean is definitely in order. But I now have my new hobby desk!

Tanker Desk photo IMG_2089_zpsieqvjjlv.jpg

Given the joys of reassembly, [livejournal.com profile] attimes_bracing has dubbed it "Evil Minded Bastard Facking Fugly Desk" but it's in my hobby room so she doesn't have to look at it :-)

Next step after cleaning it will be to get something to protect the desktop, which although robust isn't something I want to damage further. It looks like I can get various sorts of rubber sheet cut to size fairly cheaply, so I may go for that.
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[personal profile] nanila 2015-04-16 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
vil Minded Bastard Facking Fugly Desk

It looks very....functional. Yes.
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[personal profile] nanila 2015-04-16 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
You could, but if you're going to cover it in daubs of paint and adhesive, it seems a little futile.

Also, I'm afraid that post-treatment it is still ugly. ;)

[identity profile] cmcmck.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
The word 'solid' springs to mind!

[identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can tell you, several other words sprang to mind when I was hauling the pedestal unit (even sans drawers) up to the third floor.

[identity profile] ffutures.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Nice - if the top is ferrous you will be able to use magnets to hold down plans etc.

[identity profile] don-fitch.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Great-looking desk/worktable. Speaking from experience with a similarly-solid wooden desk, I'd suggest getting a big roll of heavy paper to cover the top whenever you do a Project. Or even Just For Nice.

[identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
I initially thought of getting a perspex sheet (popular for desk when I was in the military, you can put useful reference docs underneath) but I'm thinking that some sort of rubber or synthetic equivalent might be better.

[identity profile] hano.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
All hail the new ManDesk! (tm)
(more importantly has your feline overlord figured out what she's going to use it for yet?)

[identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Mira is probably going to be kept out of the Man Cave, in part because there may be stuff in there that's not good for her, and in part because it overlooks the kitchen via an internal balcony and we don't want vertically descending kitty whilst we're cooking!

(This does mean I can't really do anything too smelly whilst cooking is going on, although I do have a small extractor hood and there's a window I can poke the outlet hose through.)

[identity profile] hano.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
I forsee a competition between you and Mira, Mancave(tm) vs Catcave(tm). Rather like the ongoing discussions I have with my cat over *my* office. Obviously the smart money's on the cat...

[identity profile] a-cubed.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
This actually looks like the desk I had in my previous work office and have a similar one in my new work office. I couldn't figure this out at first when I came to Japan. Then it dawned on me:

EARTHQUAKES!

[identity profile] nojay.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You are of a Certain Height though. Can you actually fit under your work desk?

[identity profile] a-cubed.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. I've tried. I can fit in the footwell.

[identity profile] nojay.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that its final position, against the railing? If so I recommend fitting an upstand at the back to stop items rolling off through the railings and down the stairs.

[identity profile] major-clanger.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That is my plan, especially as it is not a staircase beyond those railings, it's the kitchen (via a sort of internal balcony).

This is also why we're planning on keeping kitty out!

[identity profile] purplecthulhu.livejournal.com 2015-04-15 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I had one of those as my first office desk when I moved back to IC. I suspect College scrapped it off years ago.
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[identity profile] hairyears.livejournal.com 2015-04-16 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
I am deeply disappointed that the shop isn't called The Deskworld.