I watched a lady yesterday drive into an almost full car park and swing in to park RIGHT ACROSS two parking spaces. If she was in a mercedes I'd have understood it a little, but she was in a clapped-out little fiesta.

My passenger stopped me from saying something to her.

Listening to "Home Truths" a few weeks ago I sympathised with John Peel who was amazed at the apparent ill-health of all those shopping with him in the supermarket. Not a disabled bay was empty yet everyone looked sprightly enough.

Most annoying of all. Mothers who push their prams out into the road in front of them to stop oncoming traffic.