Ow. And Ower.

[major_clanger]

As various people are noting here on LJ, a bunch of Exeter students have given themselves a lasting momento of their time at Uni:

BBC: Students burned in branding caper

Fortunately for those involved (who will I suspect be the target of enough ridicule and mirth) the police seem to be keeping out of all this. Perhaps more liberal views have emerged since the Spanner case, or it may be that it seems here the students injured themselves rather than each other.

Mind you, they're still not anywhere near the league of this chap:

Fulminant acute colitis following a self-administered hydrofluoric acid enema

Comments

[ciphergoth.livejournal.com]

I am not reading any link that ends "hydrofluoric acid enema".

[major-clanger.livejournal.com]

I think the only bit you need to know is the comment "while intoxicated from intranasal cocaine administration", which as cuboid_ursinoid notes explains a lot.